siruerto:

Mr. Kiryu and his weapons of choice

chirabella:

ME2 Liara is great because she simultaneously:

1. Has gotten her shit together to a frankly unbelievable degree
2. Is making such questionable decisions that you spend half her screentime going “baby girl what the FUCK are you doing”

potsiepumpkin:

My tummy hurts and I don’t know how much longer I can be brave about it folks.

carrionmouse:

carrionmouse:

you ever take a shower and suddenly you’re human again

teaboot:

teaboot:

I hate it when I have a problem and the answer really *is* “fix your sleep schedule, do some exercise, leave the house, and drink water” like fuck offffff I don’t wanna

leave the house for the first time in three days against my own desires and feel like both the soaking wet cat covered in flea medication and the owner struggling in the tub with it

segamascot:

avatarofwar:

Destiny 2 Subclasses - Solar

persephinae:

Bless

sexygaywizard:

wizardgoblin:

drawyourbrakes:

Being driven by a wizard man

Carpooling with his wizard clan

manywinged:

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

corn on the cock. i hate it here

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself

pr1deandj0y:

maybe someday
—a.c.

effemimaniac:

I’m always saying shit like “been in a weird place recently” despite never really being in a normal place to begin with

pr1deandj0y:

maybe someday
—a.c.

secondlina:

lemon-socks:

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.