the-8-of-spades:

Pt. 2 of Mass Effect things that are so fucking funny, imagine you’re a Krogan chillin on Tuchanka feelin’ good about yourself when a sentient bag of water walks in with the Krogan equivalent of a living Barbie doll, high fives the president, bitch slaps a foreign dignitary, kills a demigod, and then leaves without any further explanation

ikarakie:

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

ahandsomechicken:

“yeah can i get a 60k with everything on it”

wiremotherworshipper-deactivate:

“i just don’t like masculine women” literally i’m so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

trashnav:

Judy ♥

miyku:

Yakuza 0 | Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth | ▶ dev. Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio

balduransbones:

Mass Effect: Legendary Edition (2021) dev. BioWare

time-traveling-fetus:

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there’s anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There’s nothing i want to play

tiredandjaded:

werewolf-girlfriend:

raptorcivilization:

raptorcivilization:

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980’s. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped

average ao3 “sort by categories” result

so-many-ocs:

being a writer is so embarrassing sometimes like awww no my feelings got hurt guess i’ll go make up 90,000 words about it. ugh

eurodynamic:

YAKUZA0 (2015) dev. Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio

veatomis:

Isabela tarot cards: Act 1, Romance, End Act 2-Act 3.

papayajuan2019:

i just have to make it through the next few or tens or hundreds or thousands of weeks. until i’m dead

bigbigbigtruck:

waxcat:

clodiuspulcher:

slicedblackolives:

slicedblackolives:

everyone’s like wehhhhh why doesn’t doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that’s been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

“it’s medical malpractice” have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

necrowtic:

lesbian sex